Jokes

Mestru-makkale,nimge yaaramele thumbaa kopa?

Student-raajaram mohan roy mele.

Mestru-yaakappa?

Stdnt-baalya vivaaha nishedisidavaru avre thaane?


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Teacher-neenu mundina janmadalli naayi aagi huttu.

Gunda(manassinalle)-neev mundina janmadalli current kamba aagi hutti.aavaga nodkotheeni. .
Sardar 1:Ninna hosa
carna hesarenu?
Sardar 2: Nange
gottilla, T enda start agatte.
Sardar 1: Ninu lucky
bidappa...! Nan car
petrol inda matra
start agodu. .
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PUC Pass aada
hudugiyannu
Amma kelidlu
munde en maadthi ?
Girl : B B M
Amma : olledu
B B M andre enu?
Girl : Boyfrnd jothe
Bike nalli Maja
Maadodu.;-)
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Mallika Sharavat 1
MATCH BOX Hididu train nalli hogtirtale.
SARDAR:Miss nivu Smoke Madtira?
M.S:No
Srd:Matte MATCH BOX?
M.S : Oh! Ada Idaralli nan dress ede.
GIRL:Andu avana pritiyalli nanondu maguvagidde!
WaWa..
Andu avana pritiyali nanondu maguvagidde!
Adhre,
Iga avana preeti jastiyagi nanagondu maguvagide!!
WaWa.
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Gunda:vicks action 500 tablete yeshtu?
Merchant:
2.50Rs
Gunda:
Nanna hattira
2 Rs ide
Vicks action 400 kodi.
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Sardar:Nanu americage hogabeku antha yochane madthidene.
Man: Howda! Tumba hana beku alwa?
Sardar: Illa, yochane madlikke hana yake..!